Well.... it took 2 and 1/2 hours, but I finally made my way through 65 pages of posts.
For trading partners, EDM, LA, STL, VAN, and MIN make the most sense to me.
As for trading parts, any deal for Heatley will have to include a high 1st rounder in this year's draft + blue chip prospect at forward OR D + top-6 forward OR top-3 D. Spread the wealth.
For those who think I'm dreaming, look at what BM got for Meszaros: a late 1st rounder + Kuba (a 2/3 D for sure) + a mid-level prospect. For MESZAROS, who has about 1/19th of the sexiness factor of a Heatley.
So, is EDM's 1st + Gilbert OR one of Gagner or Cogliano + Eberle, or LA's 1st + Frolov + JJ or maybe one of Hickey or Teubert, too much to ask for? Diddle no. Are you kidding me? Heatley will bring in a king's random. Speaking purely from an offensive perspective, in terms of what he brings to the table in terms of goals / points, he's next in line after the NHL's holy trinity of Crosby-Ovechkin-Malkin. That's no exaggeration, either.
I'm not happy about this situation, to be honest, but I have no doubt that we're going to clean up with this deal, especially with BM behind the wheel. Diddle this Dustin Penner noise. No magic beans here, please. This is the GM that turned an unsigned, whiny Meszaros into a signed Kuba, Campoli, and Picard (who too many people have given up on already), after all. Please, mofos.