Tiger Woods Injured in a car crash (procedes to nail tonnes of women)

Divorce seems to be the inevitable. Not surprising... why settle for $60M when she can get $300M+ in a divorce. Bleed him dry...

SeawaySensFan wrote:What's the latest in the Elprick "Tiger" Woods saga? Is he still a douchebag?

Indeed he is. And his wife has hired a divorce lawyer, surprise surprise.

http://www.ottawasun.com/sports/golf/2009/12/16/12179581-qmi.html

I think she's going to score herself a Dung of cash. I guess that's the only positive for her with this whole mess.

That Uchitel girl looks like Steven Tyler. Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I wrong or is Elin a beautiful woman? I don't get this guy at all.

SensGirl11 wrote:That Uchitel girl looks like Steven Tyler. Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I wrong or is Elin a beautiful woman? I don't get this guy at all.

Elin is beautiful, very much so, but so is Rachel...



Yummy...

Probably a lot dirtier too.

That might be the 1st OK picture I've seen of her. Still looks like Steven Tyler though. heheh

SeawaySensFan wrote:Probably a lot dirtier too.

You mean dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty.

There must be something wrong with her eyes too, she's always wearing sunglasses.

SensGirl11 wrote:There must be something wrong with her eyes too, she's always wearing sunglasses.

Looks good to me...

SensGirl11 wrote:That Uchitel girl looks like Steven Tyler. Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I wrong or is Elin a beautiful woman? I don't get this guy at all.

She's on the cover of one of the fluff magazines. Personally, I think she looks like a post-op tranny.

Now, espn is reporting Elin will "100%" divorce him. She should rake in 9 figures I would bet. If I wasn't so sick about hearing about this Diddling Donkey Chapeau, I'd be lining up for my "Team Elin" T-shirt.

DONKEY CHAPEAU?



Who comes up with this Dung?

hemlock wrote:DONKEY CHAPEAU?



Who comes up with this Dung?

Thank you thank you. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Cap'n Clutch wrote:

hemlock wrote:DONKEY CHAPEAU?



Who comes up with this Dung?

Thank you thank you. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

In the Perkins parking lot?