Tiger Woods Injured in a car crash (procedes to nail tonnes of women)

I didn't know Fiji was known for it's spices.

SeawaySensFan wrote:I didn't know Fiji was known for it's spices.

He's from Fiji yes, but I believe his family's heritage lies in India. Singh is a very common Sikh name.

Mind you, are we even sure Tiger lied? He never said he slept with these girls, there was no sleeping involved.

SpezDispenser wrote:Mind you, are we even sure Tiger lied? He never said he slept with these girls, there was no sleeping involved.

Did he take a page from Clinton's playbook? "I did not sleep with those women, those trailer park women!"

I think this story is well past the point where a denial from Tiger carries any weight. He's a slimeball who cheated on a women most of us would literally kill to be with (at least looks wise, who knows, maybe her personality is that of a tapeworm.)

This is so much fun, check it out!

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

That is so hard towards the end. She caught me and beat me senseless.

SpezDispenser wrote: That is so hard towards the end. She caught me and beat me senseless.

I know, it's tought at the end, I kept getting stuck on his clubs. My highest score was 69!

SensGirl11 wrote:

SpezDispenser wrote: That is so hard towards the end. She caught me and beat me senseless.

I know, it's tought at the end, I kept getting stuck on his clubs. My highest score was 69!

69? That's fitting.

SpezDispenser wrote:

SensGirl11 wrote:

SpezDispenser wrote: That is so hard towards the end. She caught me and beat me senseless.

I know, it's tought at the end, I kept getting stuck on his clubs. My highest score was 69!

69? That's fitting.

I got 101.

I just got 117

I read in the Sun that Tiger is contemplating quitting golf to reconcile with his wife.

While I can understand him wanting to save his marriage (although if half the info out there is true, why would they bother), it would be a blow to the golfing world if he were to quit. He is still the best golfer of all time.

beedub wrote:I read in the Sun that Tiger is contemplating quitting golf to reconcile with his wife.

While I can understand him wanting to save his marriage (although if half the info out there is true, why would they bother), it would be a blow to the golfing world if he were to quit. He is still the best golfer of all time.

That sack of Dung would only "quit" anything to save half his dough. Gimme a break.

What's the latest in the Elprick "Tiger" Woods saga? Is he still a douchebag?

This just in. There's more to come....

Divorce seems to be the inevitable. Not surprising... why settle for $60M when she can get $300M+ in a divorce. Bleed him dry...

SeawaySensFan wrote:What's the latest in the Elprick "Tiger" Woods saga? Is he still a douchebag?

Indeed he is. And his wife has hired a divorce lawyer, surprise surprise.

http://www.ottawasun.com/sports/golf/2009/12/16/12179581-qmi.html

I think she's going to score herself a Dung of cash. I guess that's the only positive for her with this whole mess.

That Uchitel girl looks like Steven Tyler. Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I wrong or is Elin a beautiful woman? I don't get this guy at all.