Tiger Woods Injured in a car crash (procedes to nail tonnes of women)

SpezDispenser wrote:

SensGirl11 wrote:

SpezDispenser wrote:So....did his wife beat him to a bloody pulp with a golf club because he's boinking a model in Australia?

If so, this got a HELL of a lot more interesting.

That's basically what the rumours are. Not sure how accurate that is though. There's a reason he's being so secretive about it though...

Yeah, that's the reason alright. Unless I'm wrong, but the po-pos are gonna search his medical records because the injuries look more like 'domestic assault'.

This has got "The Man" written all over it.

SpezDispenser wrote:

SensGirl11 wrote:

SpezDispenser wrote:So....did his wife beat him to a bloody pulp with a golf club because he's boinking a model in Australia?

If so, this got a HELL of a lot more interesting.

That's basically what the rumours are. Not sure how accurate that is though. There's a reason he's being so secretive about it though...

Yeah, that's the reason alright. Unless I'm wrong, but the po-pos are gonna search his medical records because the injuries look more like 'domestic assault'.

Yeah, it's too weird to be anything else. It just doesn't make any sense. Who crashes their car at the end of their driveway and gets seriously injured like that? Ok there Tiger, there's something you're not saying and something your wife isn't saying. The truth will come out soon enough. It sounds like she lost it and smashed his windows in while chasing him down the driveway. It's the only thing that makes sense.

I think if I cared any less about this I would probably be dead.

SensGirl11 wrote:Yeah, it's too weird to be anything else. It just doesn't make any sense. Who crashes their car at the end of their driveway and gets seriously injured like that? Ok there Tiger, there's something you're not saying and something your wife isn't saying. The truth will come out soon enough. It sounds like she lost it and smashed his windows in while chasing him down the driveway. It's the only thing that makes sense.

Funny imagine.

N4L wrote:I think if I cared any less about this I would probably be dead.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not at all interested in golf or Tiger Nerd, but if his wife chased him down like a dog and beat him senseless with a golf club...well, I'm a little more interested.

Meh, I love golf and I still dont care.

Update.

http://www.ottawasun.com/sports/golf/2009/12/01/11997626.html

could get a $164 fine and 4 points against his license. Wow.

that 164 is nothing to him, but 4 points. eesh!

SensGirl11 wrote:Update.

http://www.ottawasun.com/sports/golf/2009/12/01/11997626.html

could get a $164 fine and 4 points against his license. Wow.

that 164 is nothing to him, but 4 points. eesh!

Didn't Fuhrman have an extra glove he could have planted at the scene?

SensGirl11 wrote:Update.

http://www.ottawasun.com/sports/golf/2009/12/01/11997626.html

could get a $164 fine and 4 points against his license. Wow.

that 164 is nothing to him, but 4 points. eesh!

Here's a trillion dollars, give me my 4 points back.

He shouldn't be worried about the points or the $$, he should be worried about climbing into bed with his wife - who clearly wants to bash his brains in with his golf clubs.

And that will do it for Tiger Woods-Gate...

Thanks for coming out.

SpezDispenser wrote:

SensGirl11 wrote:Update.

http://www.ottawasun.com/sports/golf/2009/12/01/11997626.html

could get a $164 fine and 4 points against his license. Wow.

that 164 is nothing to him, but 4 points. eesh!

Here's a trillion dollars, give me my 4 points back.

He shouldn't be worried about the points or the $$, he should be worried about climbing into bed with his wife - who clearly wants to bash his brains in with his golf clubs.

Hardly seems fair that his wife and her sister, er, "live in nanny" would get that whole bed to themselves.

I guess Tiger will be camped-out in the adjacent room with the two-way mirror and a box of Wet Ones again.

C'est la guerre!

'Broke the back window of the SUV to get Tiger out.'

Anyone else try and get someone out of an SUV via the trunk?

Alleged new woman on the scene....

SeawaySensFan wrote:

SpezDispenser wrote:

SensGirl11 wrote:Update.

http://www.ottawasun.com/sports/golf/2009/12/01/11997626.html

could get a $164 fine and 4 points against his license. Wow.

that 164 is nothing to him, but 4 points. eesh!

Here's a trillion dollars, give me my 4 points back.

He shouldn't be worried about the points or the $$, he should be worried about climbing into bed with his wife - who clearly wants to bash his brains in with his golf clubs.

Hardly seems fair that his wife and her sister, er, "live in nanny" would get that whole bed to themselves.

I guess Tiger will be camped-out in the adjacent room with the two-way mirror and a box of Wet Ones again.

C'est la guerre!

Are we about to be shut-down after that one? Woods isn't a Scientologist, is he?

Man... it's all coming out now... audio of him leaving a message on a woman's voice mail asking her to remove her name from the message as he thinks his wife is suspicious...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/02/tiger-woods-voicemail-jaimee-grubbs-elin-nordegren/

The plot thickens...

What is the appropriate club selection for knocking the side window out of your cheating husband's Escalade?

I am thinking you go 3-iron with a closed stance and a hooded club face.

Looks like Tiger's a dog...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/02/tiger-woods-statement-i-let-my-family-down/

shabbs wrote:Looks like Tiger's a dog...

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What a dink. Looks good on him.