The Heatley Saga: What's in store in the next 30 days?

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

I wonder if maybe Heatley poopoo'ed a trade to Minny as well, the dumb fukk.

At least I did not get as hyped as I did on July 1. I watched the threads but I kinda knew he wasn't being moved.

Question is now, does he report to camp or not

Snuh wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

I know a great way to celebrate Heatley in the lineup. No one show up.
Let them play the home opener to an empty arena

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

So he finally ends up in New York eh...

One of the Senators that a lot of posters have tossed into the deal with Dany Heatley is Alex Picard. Nice article about Alex on the Sens website.

http://senators.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=469922

Snuh wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

1. Get tickets
2. By some tomatoes.
3. Stick tomatoes in a sturdy bag, under the sink.
4. Bring tomatoes to the game.

Are you getting my drift?

heatley will be traded before trainning camp

where --who knows but he will be traded

wprager wrote:

Snuh wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

1. Get tickets
2. By some tomatoes.
3. Stick tomatoes in a sturdy bag, under the sink.
4. Bring tomatoes to the game.

Are you getting my drift?

They need to be rotten. Soft, mushy and rotten.

hemlock wrote:

wprager wrote:

Snuh wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

1. Get tickets
2. By some tomatoes.
3. Stick tomatoes in a sturdy bag, under the sink.
4. Bring tomatoes to the game.

Are you getting my drift?

They need to be rotten. Soft, mushy and rotten.

So you going to welcome heatley home to calgary next week

hemlock wrote:

wprager wrote:

Snuh wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

1. Get tickets
2. By some tomatoes.
3. Stick tomatoes in a sturdy bag, under the sink.
4. Bring tomatoes to the game.

Are you getting my drift?

They need to be rotten. Soft, mushy and rotten.

If you get them now (step 2) then they will be ready by home opener time.

Phoenix30 wrote:

hemlock wrote:

wprager wrote:

Snuh wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

1. Get tickets
2. By some tomatoes.
3. Stick tomatoes in a sturdy bag, under the sink.
4. Bring tomatoes to the game.

Are you getting my drift?

They need to be rotten. Soft, mushy and rotten.

So you going to welcome heatley home to calgary next week

He'll probably head back under the cover of darkness to avoid the media. Besides, I'm hoping by then he will have been traded, because I'm tired of giving a Dung about this clown.

wprager wrote:

hemlock wrote:

wprager wrote:

Snuh wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

1. Get tickets
2. By some tomatoes.
3. Stick tomatoes in a sturdy bag, under the sink.
4. Bring tomatoes to the game.

Are you getting my drift?

They need to be rotten. Soft, mushy and rotten.

If you get them now (step 2) then they will be ready by home opener time.

Just tell security they are "for Heatley" and watch them turn a blind eye. Then pray for true aim.

I'm in dire straits, here, I'm even checking out Kevin Lee:

https://gmcentralhockey.forumotion.net/general-hockey-talk-f49/gm-hockey-fantasy-pool-round-2-t3076-120.htm#91797

Yea! A deadline extensions! Where is the "going insane" smiley?

beedub wrote:

Snuh wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

I know a great way to celebrate Heatley in the lineup. No one show up.
Let them play the home opener to an empty arena

That would be fine if you want to ensure that all we get for Heatley is a 7th Round Draft selection.

Or you could show up, cheer your Donkey off, chant Heat-er, Heat-er, Heat-er when he scores 2 goals. That way when he has 40 goals after 60 games he can be traded for a sweet package. His salary will fit on every playoff contending team at that point in the season and the offers will be prospects, prospects and more prospects with a bit of 1st round picks on the side. :___:

FireOnIce wrote:

beedub wrote:

Snuh wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

I know a great way to celebrate Heatley in the lineup. No one show up.
Let them play the home opener to an empty arena

That would be fine if you want to ensure that all we get for Heatley is a 7th Round Draft selection.

Or you could show up, cheer your Donkey off, chant Heat-er, Heat-er, Heat-er when he scores 2 goals. That way when he has 40 goals after 60 games he can be traded for a sweet package. His salary will fit on every playoff contending team at that point in the season and the offers will be prospects, prospects and more prospects with a bit of 1st round picks on the side. :___:

If only it were that simple...but no, unfortunately he's not a UFA after this season.

Vandelay wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:

beedub wrote:

Snuh wrote:

FireOnIce wrote:I say again.

Prepare for Heatley on opening night! :___:

How does one "prepare" for such an event? I'm curious.

I know a great way to celebrate Heatley in the lineup. No one show up.
Let them play the home opener to an empty arena

That would be fine if you want to ensure that all we get for Heatley is a 7th Round Draft selection.

Or you could show up, cheer your Donkey off, chant Heat-er, Heat-er, Heat-er when he scores 2 goals. That way when he has 40 goals after 60 games he can be traded for a sweet package. His salary will fit on every playoff contending team at that point in the season and the offers will be prospects, prospects and more prospects with a bit of 1st round picks on the side. :___:

If only it were that simple...but no, unfortunately he's not a UFA after this season.

I don't get it.

Are you saying no one will want a 50 goal scorer for the playoff run? It will cost any team that gets Heater around $1.7 million if he is traded around the trade deadline. No one will care about the remaining years of his contract at that time. They will only see a 50 goal scorer, who is available for the playoff run and it will only cost them around 1.7 mil.

The remaining years of Heaters contract, well they have all offseason to worry about his contract while they are planning their parade around Town.

Eklund is reporting that the Sharks, Habs and Sens are discussing a 3 way deal. As opposed to before when it was apparently the Sharks talking separately to each team.

He also calls the Heatley to Minny rumours "baseless"

My neighbours cat just pissed on an old hockey puck of mine that had a New York Islanders logo on it.

I think we are getting Tavares and Okposo.