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152 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:25 pm
asq2
All-Star
Objects in Alfredsson's rear-view mirror appear at their correct distances.
153 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:26 pm
Cap'n Clutch
Co-Founder
Alfredsson's depth perception is unaffected even with one eye closed.
154 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:27 pm
beedub
Veteran
god bless the federal government for granting Cap'n Clutch the power and the time to fluff to his heart's content
155 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:29 pm
Cap'n Clutch
Co-Founder
beedub wrote:god bless the federal government for granting Cap'n Clutch the power and the time to fluff to his heart's content
Come on now. I did just have a 45 minute meeting, plus I had to go do some work yesterday I think.
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156 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:44 pm
LeCaptain
All-Star
one thing`s for sure in here, Alfie invented FLuffing.
157 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:04 pm
Cap'n Clutch
Co-Founder
Alfredsson can make a square peg fit through a round hole.
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158 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:23 pm
Cap'n Clutch
Co-Founder
Alfie is the Biggie Sized French Fry of Hockey.
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159 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:28 pm
Cap'n Clutch
Co-Founder
Alfredsson can bend the fabric of the space time continuum with his bare hands.
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160 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:29 pm
Cap'n Clutch
Co-Founder
Alfredsson is more aerodynamic than a Stealth Jet.
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161 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:38 pm
Cap'n Clutch
Co-Founder
Superman can't see through Alfredsson.
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162 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:39 pm
Cap'n Clutch
Co-Founder
When you try to calculate Alfredsson's worth you Calculator blows up.
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163 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:40 pm
Cap'n Clutch
Co-Founder
Alfredsson can Tango by himself.
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164 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:40 pm
LeCaptain
All-Star
Cap'n Clutch wrote:Superman can't see through Alfredsson.
But Alfie can see through Superman
165 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:42 pm
Cap'n Clutch
Co-Founder
When Alfie clenches his fist around a piece of coal he makes diamonds.
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166 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:42 pm
shabbs
Hall of Famer
Alfie can make up seem like down.
167 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:42 pm
shabbs
Hall of Famer
Alfie can turn water into beer.
168 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:06 pm
wprager
Administrator
shabbs wrote:Alfie can turn water into beer.
I can turn beer into pee.
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