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Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread
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362 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:36 pm
wprager
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Alfie speaks louder than actions.
363 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:37 pm
wprager
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All roads lead to Alfie.
364 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:37 pm
wprager
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Alfie is all steak AND sizzle.
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365 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:37 pm
wprager
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Alfie catches the early bird.
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Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
- Dicky Fox
366 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:38 pm
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Alfie once walked past Helen Keller and said "Hi." Her eyes and ears realized nothing in the rest of her life could possibly match that, and promptly retired.
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367 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:38 pm
wprager
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Alfie is worth a pound of prevention.
_________________
Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
- Dicky Fox
368 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:39 pm
Tuk Tuk
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Gene Simmons claims to have slept with over 5,600 women. For Alfie, that's a lazy Saturday morning.
369 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:40 pm
Tuk Tuk
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Santa Claus had to flee to the North Pole because he got on Alfie's "Naughty" list.
370 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:42 pm
wprager
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Alfie can bite off more than he can chew ... and get away with it.
_________________
Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
- Dicky Fox
371 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:43 pm
Tuk Tuk
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Alfie once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest. He won by five.
372 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:44 pm
Tuk Tuk
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Alfie likes to snack on human brains. How else could you explain Toronto fans?
373 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:44 pm
wprager
Administrator
Alfie can cross a bridge before he comes to it.
_________________
Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
- Dicky Fox
374 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:45 pm
Tuk Tuk
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Because Alfie likes to eat so much, he needed a way to store his extra fat outside of his body. He amassed all of his excess lard into a fat, ugly, and unintelligent blob, which he then named Dany Heatley
375 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:46 pm
Tuk Tuk
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Alfie wears padding to protect the other players.
376 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:46 pm
wprager
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Alfie is the only good thing in life that is neither illegal, immoral, nor fattening
_________________
Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
- Dicky Fox
377 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:47 pm
wprager
Administrator
Alfie is like a rose without thorns.
_________________
Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
- Dicky Fox
378 Re: Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation thread Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:50 pm
wprager
Administrator
Alfie has more fury than a woman scorned.
_________________
Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
- Dicky Fox
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