Summer Dany Heatley hits

according to the Ottawa Citizen, which has a quote from Tim Murray stating that things are not looking good, he wouldn't be surprised if Edmonton pulls out of the deal shortly, and there are no other viable offers out there, it's hard to imagine, but no teams have any interest for a 50 goal scorer, that being said, what does Murray do now to get back under the cap healthily?

according to capgeek, we are only 47k over the cap... It shouldn't be that difficult to rectify that situation.

SpezDispenser wrote:I actually feel badly for Edmonton to be honest. It's like the pretty girl in high school telling her friends that she likes you, then you ask her out and she says no.

You think Dany Heatley is a pretty girl?? Weird... If you hadn't just married SensGirl, I would be asking some serious questions right now... not that there is anything wrong with th... Actually there are many things wrong with thinking Dany Heatley is a pretty girl.

Bass Destruction wrote:

SpezDispenser wrote:I actually feel badly for Edmonton to be honest. It's like the pretty girl in high school telling her friends that she likes you, then you ask her out and she says no.

You think Dany Heatley is a pretty girl?? Weird... If you hadn't just married SensGirl, I would be asking some serious questions right now... not that there is anything wrong with th... Actually there are many things wrong with thinking Dany Heatley is a pretty girl.

Allow me to enter this as evidence:



Maybe with makeup. Lots and lots of stage makeup, then a soft lens. From across a room. After a few drinks.

Google AutoTranslate Function:

Maybe with makeup. Lots and lots of Industrial quantities of stage makeup, then a soft a semi-opaque lens. From across a room the country. After a few at least fifteen heavily-poured drinks.

Bass Destruction wrote:
You think Dany Heatley is a pretty girl?? Weird... If you hadn't just married SensGirl, I would be asking some serious questions right now... not that there is anything wrong with th... Actually there are many things wrong with thinking Dany Heatley is a pretty girl.

What a strange day on this site.

beerandsens wrote: What a strange day on this site.

Indeed... time for me to enjoy some *personally imported from New Brunswick* Moosehead Premium Dry beer.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm beer.

Fill that bubba keg up there, shabbs

wprager wrote:Don't call me, I'll call you, or someone will call you.

Yeah, that's a definite. No maybes about it.

Now, back to the topic of grammar. I left out there/their/they're because it just opens up a can of worms:

• definately
  
• your/you're
  
• could of been (it should be "could have been", simple verb conjugation, really, just type "coulda" instead)
  
• putting apostrophes in plurals (as in "There was lot's to talk about")
  
• of instead of off or vice versa
  

And some site-specific ones:

• comming
  
• schedual
  
• tallent
  
• roll vs. role
  

I'm stopping.

resigned, re-signed. I don't correct this kind of stuff because I'm far from perfect and it would be a waste of time and energy.

lol

I think posts containing either a single "lol" or a single smiley should not count toward your Mr. Montagoose.

:^^^^:

wprager wrote:I think posts containing either a single "lol" or a single smiley should not count toward your Mr. Montagoose.

:^^^^:

No.

shabbs wrote:

wprager wrote:I think posts containing either a single "lol" or a single smiley should not count toward your Mr. Montagoose.

:^^^^:

No.

+1 (Consider a thinly veiled attempt to fluff my post count.)

Oh, well, I tried.

By the way, today is Spezza's wedding. Did anyone rent one of those Re/Max hot air balloons and bribe the operator to "drift" a little?

(See, I can pad my post count without going off topic.)

wprager wrote:Oh, well, I tried.

By the way, today is Spezza's wedding. Did anyone rent one of those Re/Max hot air balloons and bribe the operator to "drift" a little?

(See, I can pad my post count without going off topic.)

Well look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants. I think that custom title should be yours at 5000 posts. :^^^^:

Instead of a hot air balloon, someone should hire a plane to fly over the wedding with a banner saying: "YOU SUCK HEATLEY, WAIVE YOUR NMC YOU PIECE OF SCUM RIDDEN FILTH!"

Zoolander wrote:

shabbs wrote:

wprager wrote:I think posts containing either a single "lol" or a single smiley should not count toward your Mr. Montagoose.

:^^^^:

No.

+1 (Consider a thinly veiled attempt to fluff my post count.)

Fluff away my friend, fluff away.

wprager wrote:Oh, well, I tried.

By the way, today is Spezza's wedding. Did anyone rent one of those Re/Max hot air balloons and bribe the operator to "drift" a little?

(See, I can pad my post count without going off topic.)

I'm sure someone had thought of that... nice idea... hopefully Heatley didn't attract a crap load of reporters to the wedding. If would be good if he gave them something before the wedding so the wedding can proceed in peace.