Satan, thus far, has failed to report for duty

According to TSN's Ice Chips, Miroslav Satan has, up to now, failed to report to the Penguins AHL affiliate, and thus opening the door for Shero to be relieved of his obligation to honour Satan's $3.5M salary.

Way to go Satan, help the Pens out and free up three & a half million dollars in cap space for them. Asshat!!

Mama says Satan is the Debil.

This guy must have a pretty impressive view of himself. His talents have diluted somewhat over the years. Well done Jerkoff

haha, well, like Milhouse, I'm sure Satan's MOM says he's cool! LOL

How much salary will he forfeit? 750K - in that area? Guy's an idiot, but I can understand the allure of not wanting to play in the AHL.

Another player destined for the KHL next year...

Perhaps hell hath frozen over and he is snowed in...

MurderOnIce wrote:Perhaps hell hath frozen over and he is snowed in...

Damn Capital One.

Miro, Miro, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

No news yet on Satan's AHL assignment.

Chances are, he'll continue to entertain his delusions of grandeur and bolt for the KHL ASAP. What a weenis!!

davetherave wrote:Miro, Miro, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

Is anyone going to miss this guy anyway? His production has fallen off I believe and he might become the next Oleg Saprykin, a ghost in the hockey world.

Miro answer your phone.... The KHL is interested hahaha!

Cronie wrote:No news yet on Satan's AHL assignment.

Chances are, he'll continue to entertain his delusions of grandeur and bolt for the KHL ASAP. What a weenis!!

congrats on the 2000th post Cronie, whoooooooo.

haha! Thanks SF.
I've given up on staying in the top 3 posters...
Although, who knows?! LOL

And, I might add, since joining, you're doing MORE than your fair share of contributions. Nicely done dude!

I don't really blame the guy at all. It's not exactly the ideal life style in the AHL. It's tolerable for the young guys trying to make it to the big leagues, but what incentive is there for a guy to finish a season down there? He already has many more millions of dollars than he will ever need. Not to mention the guy has a family. Why would he not just give up that little bit of money (relatively speaking) and take an extra long summer?