Large object found at bottom of river

Update to the story that I'm sure we have all heard by now. It is believed a small aircraft, a meteor, or something else hit the Ottawa River last night. They have confirmed that they have found something about 9 meters deep, which they call a "large object". There is no report of what this object could be, other than the speculation that it is a small aircraft.

Nobody has been reported missing today nor has a plane been reported missing.

What could it be? I always hope that these things are something otherworldly.

http://www.ottawasun.com/news/ottawa/2009/07/28/10283071.html
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/life/UPDATE+Searchers+find+something+large+where+small+plane+feared+crashed+river/1834649/story.html

Sounds like a "weather balloon" to me...

SeawaySensFan wrote:Sounds like a "weather balloon" to me...

Could be...could be. cool)

it's Dany Heatley, he hasn't been cooped up in his house, he was abducted by aliens, once they free him from his pod, they will wipe his memory of all these nasty on goings, then he will come back to play for the Sens like nothing happened.

SensFan71 wrote:it's Dany Heatley, he hasn't been cooped up in his house, he was abducted by aliens, once they free him from his pod, they will wipe his memory of all these nasty on goings, then he will come back to play for the Sens like nothing happened.

Yes... Perhaps the double they left behind had us all fooled...

SeawaySensFan wrote:

SensFan71 wrote:it's Dany Heatley, he hasn't been cooped up in his house, he was abducted by aliens, once they free him from his pod, they will wipe his memory of all these nasty on goings, then he will come back to play for the Sens like nothing happened.

Yes... Perhaps the double they left behind had us all fooled...

well you have heard of proxies, they are usually not that bright and still look a lot like the real thing, wait, I must work with a lot of people that were abducted by aliens.

*sigh*

They did detect a large mass on the riverbed, but closer investigation
found it to be a rock or a pile of logs, the searchers said.

So, the search has been called off and the "large object" is supposedly a rock or a pile of logs.

OK, so what about the reports of lights and a possible explosion? Is "rock or pile of logs" the sub-marine version of "weather baloon"?

Inquiring minds want to know!

wprager wrote:

They did detect a large mass on the riverbed, but closer investigation
found it to be a rock or a pile of logs, the searchers said.

So, the search has been called off and the "large object" is supposedly a rock or a pile of logs.

OK, so what about the reports of lights and a possible explosion? Is "rock or pile of logs" the sub-marine version of "weather baloon"?

Inquiring minds want to know!

well the CIA/MIB have already come up here to clear up all the evidence, so you won't get to know anything.

SensFan71 wrote:it's Dany Heatley, he hasn't been cooped up in his house, he was abducted by aliens, once they free him from his pod, they will wipe his memory of all these nasty on goings, then he will come back to play for the Sens like nothing happened.

If aliens start looking for his mind, this could take a while...

Acrobat wrote:

SensFan71 wrote:it's Dany Heatley, he hasn't been cooped up in his house, he was abducted by aliens, once they free him from his pod, they will wipe his memory of all these nasty on goings, then he will come back to play for the Sens like nothing happened.

If aliens start looking for his mind, this could take a while...

No, no, these guys are very, very clever. Don't forget -- that's what the anal probes are for.

wprager wrote:

Acrobat wrote:

SensFan71 wrote:it's Dany Heatley, he hasn't been cooped up in his house, he was abducted by aliens, once they free him from his pod, they will wipe his memory of all these nasty on goings, then he will come back to play for the Sens like nothing happened.

If aliens start looking for his mind, this could take a while...

No, no, these guys are very, very clever. Don't forget -- that's what the anal probes are for.

Ouch!

(Being a big a$$, he'd require a big probe...gold plated, no doubt.)

SeawaySensFan wrote:Sounds like a "weather balloon" to me...

So, what, are they done searching? That's it that's all? I don't get it, they still don't know what they found at the bottom yesterday. I guess they don't want to know.

SensGirl11 wrote:So, what, are they done searching? That's it that's all? I don't get it, they still don't know what they found at the bottom yesterday. I guess they don't want to know.

They know... they know.