Your own CRAZY projections

Here's a couple:

Tavares scores over 100 points

Hall scores over 40 goals

The Sabres win the NE.

The Sens draft Nail Yakupov in 2012.

Regin gets waived, or at best traded, after disappointing in Ottawa. Goes back to Europe.

Crosby has played his last game of NHL hockey.

Alfredsson retires after or by end of this season. :'(

Craig Anderson fails just like all others before him

(I obviously hope a lot of these do not happen).

^Wow, that's pretty harsh Dash.

Nashville wins the cup.

Here are mine that I also posted on Dobber:

1. Mike Smith finishes with more wins, a higher SV% and a lower GAA than Ilya Bryzgalov.

2. A defenceman not named Keith or Seabrook leads the Hawks D in scoring

3. Mika Zibanejad not only makes the NHL but challenges for the Calder

4. Jared Cowen finishes with more points than David Rundblad

5. Phil Kessel is the only Leaf to score 20 goals.

6. The Stars win the Pacific Division.

7. Lidstrom finally appears done and only puts up between 20-25 points.

8. Scott Gomez finishes with the most goals on the Habs.

9. Andrew Cogliano records more points than Taylor Hall

10. Paul MacLean is nominated for the Jack Adams Award

Big Ev wrote:Here are mine that I also posted on Dobber:

1. Mike Smith finishes with more wins, a higher SV% and a lower GAA than Ilya Bryzgalov.

That would be hilarious.

2. A defenceman not named Keith or Seabrook leads the Hawks D in scoring

Who, Hjarlmasson?

3. Mika Zibanejad not only makes the NHL but challenges for the Calder

4. Jared Cowen finishes with more points than David Rundblad

5. Phil Kessel is the only Leaf to score 20 goals.

I can see that.

6. The Stars win the Pacific Division.

I can't see that.

7. Lidstrom finally appears done and only puts up between 20-25 points.

You never know...

8. Scott Gomez finishes with the most goals on the Habs.

Nah...

9. Andrew Cogliano records more points than Taylor Hall

Is Hall injured all year?

10. Paul MacLean is nominated for the Jack Adams Award

These were fun 'crazy' predictions!

Big Ev wrote:Here are mine that I also posted on Dobber:

1. Mike Smith finishes with more wins, a higher SV% and a lower GAA than Ilya Bryzgalov.

2. A defenceman not named Keith or Seabrook leads the Hawks D in scoring

3. Mika Zibanejad not only makes the NHL but challenges for the Calder

I like how you think

Big Ev wrote:
4. Jared Cowen finishes with more points than David Rundblad

Well, obviously, if you only count NHL points -- Rundblad will lead the B-Sens to a surprise Calder Cup Repeat.

Big Ev wrote:5. Phil Kessel is the only Leaf to score 20 goals.

6. The Stars win the Pacific Division.

7. Lidstrom finally appears done and only puts up between 20-25 points.

8. Scott Gomez finishes with the most goals on the Habs.

Not gonna happen because -- apparently -- according to some anonymous re-tweeter, they have a trade all but worked out

But if it does come to pass, I'm totally taking credit for it!

Big Ev wrote:9. Andrew Cogliano records more points than Taylor Hall

10. Paul MacLean is nominated for the Jack Adams Award

Five of the bottom ten teams are Canadian

Red Wings miss the playoffs

Tyler Myers wins the Norris

Price wins the Vezina

No player scores over 100 points

Yeah I don't even know the rest of Chicago's d-men so the one about Keith or Seabrook not leading the D in scoring is a stretch

Tuk Tuk wrote:Five of the bottom ten teams are Canadian

Red Wings miss the playoffs

Tyler Myers wins the Norris

Price wins the Vezina

No player scores over 100 points

Canucks and Habs are safely out of the bottom 10. I doubt the Leafs will be there either. I don't think this one will come to be.

And I totally don't get why you think the Wings will miss.

Tyler Meyers may win it eventually, but it won't be this year.

wprager wrote:

Tuk Tuk wrote:Five of the bottom ten teams are Canadian

Red Wings miss the playoffs

Tyler Myers wins the Norris

Price wins the Vezina

No player scores over 100 points

Canucks and Habs are safely out of the bottom 10. I doubt the Leafs will be there either. I don't think this one will come to be.

And I totally don't get why you think the Wings will miss.

Tyler Meyers may win it eventually, but it won't be this year.

Hence the "CRAZY" prediction part of it.

wprager wrote:

Tuk Tuk wrote:Five of the bottom ten teams are Canadian

Red Wings miss the playoffs

Tyler Myers wins the Norris

Price wins the Vezina

No player scores over 100 points

Canucks and Habs are safely out of the bottom 10. I doubt the Leafs will be there either. I don't think this one will come to be.

And I totally don't get why you think the Wings will miss.

Tyler Meyers may win it eventually, but it won't be this year.

Yeah, that'd be crazy, wouldn't it?

Tuk Tuk wrote:

wprager wrote:

Tuk Tuk wrote:Five of the bottom ten teams are Canadian

Red Wings miss the playoffs

Tyler Myers wins the Norris

Price wins the Vezina

No player scores over 100 points

Canucks and Habs are safely out of the bottom 10. I doubt the Leafs will be there either. I don't think this one will come to be.

And I totally don't get why you think the Wings will miss.

Tyler Meyers may win it eventually, but it won't be this year.

Yeah, that'd be crazy, wouldn't it?

You might even say CRAZY.

wprager wrote:

Tuk Tuk wrote:Five of the bottom ten teams are Canadian

Red Wings miss the playoffs

Tyler Myers wins the Norris

Price wins the Vezina

No player scores over 100 points

Canucks and Habs are safely out of the bottom 10. I doubt the Leafs will be there either. I don't think this one will come to be.

And I totally don't get why you think the Wings will miss.

Tyler Meyers may win it eventually, but it won't be this year.

What you "totally don't get" is the purpose of this thread, methinks.

That's the thing, though, half of these predictions look like, well, predictions.