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The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa.

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16The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:36 am

wprager


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tim1_2 wrote:Of course The Alfie wants to stay. He has another kid on the way as well.

The Sippy Cup Cafe is dirty and boring. My living room offers more excitement to my kid.

Are you offering up your living room for my daughters to wait in? Is it walking distance from the dentist?

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So Foligno goes there a lot eh? Hmmm...girlfriend pressuring him to have kids? Trial run to see what it would be like being surrounded by little ones? Sarcasm

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wprager wrote:
tim1_2 wrote:Of course The Alfie wants to stay. He has another kid on the way as well.

The Sippy Cup Cafe is dirty and boring. My living room offers more excitement to my kid.

Are you offering up your living room for my daughters to wait in? Is it walking distance from the dentist?

Sure. I can perform dental work. I'm cheaper than "qualified" dentists as well.

Also, the food is better at my place. I make delicious Kraft Dinner (the secret is extra butter).

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tim1_2 wrote:
wprager wrote:
tim1_2 wrote:Of course The Alfie wants to stay. He has another kid on the way as well.

The Sippy Cup Cafe is dirty and boring. My living room offers more excitement to my kid.

Are you offering up your living room for my daughters to wait in? Is it walking distance from the dentist?

Sure. I can perform dental work. I'm cheaper than "qualified" dentists as well.

Also, the food is better at my place. I make delicious Kraft Dinner (the secret is extra butter).

But do you serve it with expensive Dijon Ketchup?

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Ketchup on Kraft Dinner is a sin. You, sir, are no longer welcome at my daycare/dentist's office.

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Big Ev wrote:Just retire already!

Nobody's talking about him retiring. So much fluff.

22The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:22 am

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tim1_2 wrote:Ketchup on Kraft Dinner is a sin. You, sir, are no longer welcome at my daycare/dentist's office.

So all my appointments have been cancelled then? Dammit!

23The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:25 pm

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Cap'n Clutch wrote:
tim1_2 wrote:Ketchup on Kraft Dinner is a sin. You, sir, are no longer welcome at my daycare/dentist's office.

So all my appointments have been cancelled then? Dammit!

You should cancel all your appointments for everything until you get your life straightened out. Ketchup on KD? You, sir, have problems.

24The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:31 pm

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SeawaySensFan wrote:
Big Ev wrote:Just retire already!

Nobody's talking about him retiring. So much fluff.

well played

25The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:38 pm

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tim1_2 wrote:Ketchup on Kraft Dinner is a sin. You, sir, are no longer welcome at my daycare/dentist's office.

Can you tell my kids that? We go through an unbelievable number of bottles every month. And they turn their noses up at the store brands. $5.99 for a .750L bottle of Heinz versus $2.99 for a 1L bottle of Shopper's best. And half of it ends up in the dishwasher anyway! Dammit!


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26The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:40 pm

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wprager wrote:
tim1_2 wrote:Ketchup on Kraft Dinner is a sin. You, sir, are no longer welcome at my daycare/dentist's office.

Can you tell my kids that? We go through an unbelievable number of bottles every month. And they turn their noses up at the store brands. $5.99 for a .750L bottle of Heinz versus $2.99 for a 1L bottle of Shopper's best. And half of it ends up in the dishwasher anyway! Dammit!

Amen to this post. My kids refuse to even believe that non-Heinz brands are even Ketchup.

27The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:41 pm

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Dude you gotta get Heinz. Everything else is just...I can't even imagine eating the other brands!

28The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:42 pm

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wprager wrote:
tim1_2 wrote:Ketchup on Kraft Dinner is a sin. You, sir, are no longer welcome at my daycare/dentist's office.

Can you tell my kids that? We go through an unbelievable number of bottles every month. And they turn their noses up at the store brands. $5.99 for a .750L bottle of Heinz versus $2.99 for a 1L bottle of Shopper's best. And half of it ends up in the dishwasher anyway! Dammit!

If "the man" hadn't gotten rid of Aylmer's ketchup, you'd have a 3rd choice.

Also, you could save a few bucks but feel like a big shot for buying a brand name.

29The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:45 pm

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SeawaySensFan wrote:
wprager wrote:
tim1_2 wrote:Ketchup on Kraft Dinner is a sin. You, sir, are no longer welcome at my daycare/dentist's office.

Can you tell my kids that? We go through an unbelievable number of bottles every month. And they turn their noses up at the store brands. $5.99 for a .750L bottle of Heinz versus $2.99 for a 1L bottle of Shopper's best. And half of it ends up in the dishwasher anyway! Dammit!

If "the man" hadn't gotten rid of Aylmer's ketchup, you'd have a 3rd choice.

Also, you could save a few bucks but feel like a big shot for buying a brand name.

I should just buy the 5L can at Costco and then re-fill the bottles from that. Too bad it's got to be refrigerated after opening.


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30The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:50 pm

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Big Ev wrote:Dude you gotta get Heinz. Everything else is just...I can't even imagine eating the other brands!

Spoken like someone who doesn't pay for it. Laugh1

31The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:52 pm

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hemlock wrote:
Big Ev wrote:Dude you gotta get Heinz. Everything else is just...I can't even imagine eating the other brands!

Spoken like someone who doesn't pay for it. Laugh1

Meh, dish out the $. You don't want to give your kids No Name food!

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I will settle for nothing less than an organic ketchup made from sundried tomatoes which I purchase in a quaint Glebe shoppe known as The Condimentary.

33The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. - Page 2 Empty Re: The Alfie on wanting to stay in Ottawa. Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:54 pm

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Big Ev wrote:Dude you gotta get Heinz. Everything else is just...I can't even imagine eating the other brands!

I don't mind Heinz. A little string of it on a hotdog; a spiral on the burger patty. I don't like it on pretty much anything else. A 1.5L bottle should last us at least 2 months, not 3 weeks.

And, like I said, half of it ends up in the dishwasher.


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