top ten reasons for Heatley wanting to be traded

The top ten reasons for Heatley wanting to be traded:

10 - Not enough hookers in Ottawa;
9 - Can’t find a reliable source of drugs since his former teammate supplier was traded;
8 - Feels that the song Danny Boy should be constantly played at team scrimmages;
7- Spartacat should have to wear a Danny Healy sweatshirt
6 - Wants the media to address him as Your Majesty when asking questions at a post game media scrum;
5 - Wants Brain Murray to bow to him before he talks to him in person;
4- Is pissed because Eugene Melnyk would not name a racehorse after him;
3-Wants to start making movies in Hollywood when he retires this fall;
2--Wants to be both captain and alternate captain;
1 - Wants to become a firefighter in the Kelowna fire department

senatron wrote:The top ten reasons for Heatley wanting to be traded:

4- Is pissed because Eugene Melnyk would not name a racehorse after him;

LOL!

senatron wrote:The top ten reasons for Heatley wanting to be traded:

10 - Not enough hookers in Ottawa;
9 - Can’t find a reliable source of drugs since his former teammate supplier was traded;
8 - Feels that the song Danny Boy should be constantly played at team scrimmages;
7- Spartacat should have to wear a Danny Healy sweatshirt
6 - Wants the media to address him as Your Majesty when asking questions at a post game media scrum;
5 - Wants Brain Murray to bow to him before he talks to him in person;
4- Is pissed because Eugene Melnyk would not name a racehorse after him;
3-Wants to start making movies in Hollywood when he retires this fall;
2--Wants to be both captain and alternate captain;
1 - Wants to become a firefighter in the Kelowna fire department

:^^^^: Wants to be both C and A.

I wonder why a horse wasn't named after him. Heater's a pretty cool name for a horse.

SpezDispenser wrote:

senatron wrote:The top ten reasons for Heatley wanting to be traded:

10 - Not enough hookers in Ottawa;
9 - Can’t find a reliable source of drugs since his former teammate supplier was traded;
8 - Feels that the song Danny Boy should be constantly played at team scrimmages;
7- Spartacat should have to wear a Danny Healy sweatshirt
6 - Wants the media to address him as Your Majesty when asking questions at a post game media scrum;
5 - Wants Brain Murray to bow to him before he talks to him in person;
4- Is pissed because Eugene Melnyk would not name a racehorse after him;
3-Wants to start making movies in Hollywood when he retires this fall;
2--Wants to be both captain and alternate captain;
1 - Wants to become a firefighter in the Kelowna fire department

:^^^^: Wants to be both C and A.

I wonder why a horse wasn't named after him. Heater's a pretty cool name for a horse.

The best name I've ever heard for a horse is "Hoof Hearted"... when the announcer calls it... it sounds like "Who Farted".

Fucking hilarious.

shabbs wrote:The best name I've ever heard for a horse is "Hoof Hearted"... when the announcer calls it... it sounds like "Who Farted".

Diddle hilarious.

:^^^:

Hey, how come I can see the word Diddle in Shabbs's original post?

I think I tried to say Dung once and it came out as Dung.

FireOnIce wrote:Hey, how come I can see the word Diddle in Shabbs's original post?

I think I tried to say Dung once and it came out as Dung.

Cuz I'm special.

SpezDispenser wrote:I wonder why a horse wasn't named after him. Heater's a pretty cool name for a horse.

You know now that stablehands and vets at the Melnyk ranch may only describe horses posteriors as "Heaters" now?