Latest Sens/Hawks Rumour: solid or smokescreen?

SpezDispenser wrote:

shabbs wrote:This just in... Stan Bowman thought the cap was $66.8M and not $56.8M. The Hawks are scrambling to waive/trade/off-load as much $$$ as possible... get in on the action while you can... fire sale in Chicago!!!

Or so I've been told... from reliable sources... maybe... probably not... who knows...

Oh Dung! I thought it was 66.8 million.

Maybe he's dislexic and thought it was 86.5?

SpezDispenser wrote:

shabbs wrote:This just in... Stan Bowman thought the cap was $66.8M and not $56.8M. The Hawks are scrambling to waive/trade/off-load as much $$$ as possible... get in on the action while you can... fire sale in Chicago!!!

Or so I've been told... from reliable sources... maybe... probably not... who knows...

Oh Dung! I thought it was 66.8 million.

No, no... it's now $158 million. Haven't you heard? Bob McKenzie just Tweeted it.

Stan Bowman is well aware of what the cap is set at. He'll just call Bill Daly and do what he always does when he needs to get out of a jam or get a job and say "My dad is Scotty Bowman". Fini.

SeawaySensFan wrote:Stan Bowman is well aware of what the cap is set at. He'll just call Bill Daly and do what he always does when he needs to get out of a jam or get a job and say "My dad is Scotty Bowman". Fini.

Father Knows Best!

SeawaySensFan wrote:Stan Bowman is well aware of what the cap is set at. He'll just call Bill Daly and do what he always does when he needs to get out of a jam or get a job and say "My dad is Scotty Bowman". Fini.

HA HA!

Stan: "Dad, I've messed up bad... I need help... the salaries don't add up..."
Scotty: "Son, don't worry, I'll fix this... like I always do..."
Stan: "Thanks Dad... I really appreciate this."
Scotty: "There, there... now go back to playing with your Lego pieces."
Stan: "Yippee!!!!"

shabbs wrote:

SeawaySensFan wrote:Stan Bowman is well aware of what the cap is set at. He'll just call Bill Daly and do what he always does when he needs to get out of a jam or get a job and say "My dad is Scotty Bowman". Fini.

HA HA!

Stan: "Dad, I've messed up bad... I need help... the salaries don't add up..."
Scotty: "Son, don't worry, I'll fix this... like I always do..."
Stan: "Thanks Dad... I really appreciate this."
Scotty: "There, there... now go back to playing with your Lego pieces."
Stan: "Yippee!!!!"

Amazing what you can build with Lego, eh.

davetherave wrote:

shabbs wrote:

SeawaySensFan wrote:Stan Bowman is well aware of what the cap is set at. He'll just call Bill Daly and do what he always does when he needs to get out of a jam or get a job and say "My dad is Scotty Bowman". Fini.

HA HA!

Stan: "Dad, I've messed up bad... I need help... the salaries don't add up..."
Scotty: "Son, don't worry, I'll fix this... like I always do..."
Stan: "Thanks Dad... I really appreciate this."
Scotty: "There, there... now go back to playing with your Lego pieces."
Stan: "Yippee!!!!"

Amazing what you can build with Lego, eh.

I bet it would not lose as much money as the Coyotes...

@Shabbs, I'm shocked.

You didn't know the Blackhawks actually have over $60 million in their budget.

So they could have the 'tagging room' they need already.

Who's this from? Make sure you're sitting down with beer in hand, eh.

Bob McKenzie beat you to it...read this, from Lyle Richardson at SpectorsHockey:

TSN’s Bob McKenzie reports the Blackhawks might be able to increase their tagging space by another $4 million; the amount of their performance bonus cushion.

We're counting you, Shabbinator...to give us the latest and most accurate hockey news.

This just in...

DTR is a Hawks fan.

shabbs wrote:This just in...

DTR is a Hawks fan.

Excellent work, Kemo Shabby.

shabbs wrote:

DTR is a Hawks fan.

Shabbs shoots...he scores!!!

Cool!

Target practice... cool.

*loads shotgun*

shabbs wrote:Target practice... cool.

*loads shotgun*

Make sure you aren't firing blanks.

A 12-gauge shotgun slug should do that Hawks logo nice and good...

EDIT: maybe a 10 gauge.

shabbs wrote:A 12-gauge shotgun slug should do that Hawks logo nice and good...

EDIT: maybe a 10 gauge.

Yup. Blow'd up reeeeal good.

shabbs wrote:A 12-gauge shotgun slug should do that Hawks logo nice and good...

EDIT: maybe a 10 gauge.

Don't shoot yerself in the foot there, buddy.

Better practice first. Here's sumpin' you kin hit.


Oh, and I guess this 'Sens-Hawks rumour' is bogus, eh.

SeawaySensFan wrote:

shabbs wrote:A 12-gauge shotgun slug should do that Hawks logo nice and good...

EDIT: maybe a 10 gauge.

Yup. Blow'd up reeeeal good.

wow, Shabbinator, more targets...