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Flo The Action · 1 hockey Jokes Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:47 pm

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ok here's a couple of good ones.

what does the Titanic and the maple leafs have in common?

they both look good before they hit the ice! Laugh1

what's the difference between the Habs and a cigarette machine?

at least a cigarette machine has players... Sarcasm

it's summer enjoy Cheers

Riprock · 2 Re: hockey Jokes Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:35 am

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I purchased some Wayne Gretzky themed wallpaper from Rona last week, but I had to return it because it wouldn't go in the corners.

Hoags · 3 Re: hockey Jokes Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:48 am

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I put Roberto Luongo wallpaper on my PC and now nothing is saved !

Riprock · 4 Re: hockey Jokes Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:31 am

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ha!

Riprock · 5 Re: hockey Jokes Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:44 am

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At a bar last night; I met this really pretty girl wearing a Toronto Maple Leaf sweater.

I walked up to her and said 'Hi, my name is Three Goal Lead' and the inevitable happened.

Anyone in a Leafs jersey will blow a three goal lead.

Riprock · 6 Re: hockey Jokes Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:45 am

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Phoenix Coyotes. That is all.

Flo The Action · 7 Re: hockey Jokes Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:27 pm

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Riprock wrote:Phoenix Coyotes. That is all.

wprager · 8 Re: hockey Jokes Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:53 pm

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I'm down in Niagara Falls one a short family vacation at the Great Wolf Lodge. There was some kind of counter (bar/grill?) with a bunch of hockey logos hanging from the top, strung across. I counted. There were 30 of them, so I started looking for the Sens logo. Forget it. They had 3 different Sabres logos, some NCAA (I think) team and perhaps even a soccer team. I know it's not a joke. Sorry.

shabbs · 9 Re: hockey Jokes Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:12 pm

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wprager wrote:I'm down in Niagara Falls one a short family vacation at the Great Wolf Lodge. There was some kind of counter (bar/grill?) with a bunch of hockey logos hanging from the top, strung across. I counted. There were 30 of them, so I started looking for the Sens logo. Forget it. They had 3 different Sabres logos, some NCAA (I think) team and perhaps even a soccer team. I know it's not a joke. Sorry.

hockey Jokes Grampa_simpson_yells_at_cloud

wprager · 10 Re: hockey Jokes Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:19 am

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Heh-heh. Damn cloud!

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