The last-name game

Got this in the mail from a friend. It's kinda a chain e-mail but I think it will work here, too. I'll omit the part about forwarding this to 10 people, but the rest stays pretty much the same:

LAST NAME GAME....Please don't spoil it for others! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Hit "Quote", then replace my answers with yours and get rid of the quote tags. Use the 1st letter of your last name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names, things. Nothing made up. Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You can't use your name for the boy/girl question. Have Fun!!

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1. What is your last name Prager

2. Name an animal Pony

3. A boy's name Peter

4. A girl's name Phyllis

5. An occupation Proctologist

6. Name a color Purple

7. Something you wear Pants

8. A beverage Port

9. A food Perogies

10. Something found in the bathroom Plunger

11. A place Portugal

12. A reason for being late. Playoffs (triple overtime last night)

13. Something you shout. Puh-lease! (shouted a lot, last night )

1. What is your last name Davidson

2. Name an animal Dog

3. A boy's name Daniel

4. A girl's name Doris

5. An occupation Dentist

6. Name a color Drab

7. Something you wear Dungarees

8. A beverage Dos Equis

9. A food Dumplings

10. Something found in the bathroom Drain

11. A place Dublin

12. A reason for being late. Daughter

13. Something you shout. Day-um!!!

1. What is your last name Hotham

2. Name an animal Hippopotamus

3. A boy's name Harry

4.
A girl's name Heather

5. An occupation Historian

6. Name a color Hazel

7.
Something you wear Hat

8. A
beverage Hot chocolate

9. A food Hot dogs

10. Something found in the bathroom Hand towel

11. A place Halifax

12.
A reason for being late. Heartburn too painful

13.
Something you shout. Hello!

1. What is your last name Thompson

2. Name an animal Tiger

3. A boy's name Tom

4. A girl's name Teresa

5. An occupation Truck Driver

6. Name a color Turquoise

7. Something you wear T-Shirt

8. A beverage Tomato Juice

9. A food Tuna

10. Something found in the bathroom Tap

11. A place Toronto

12. A reason for being late. Traffic

13. Something you shout. Today!

1. What is your last name Patry

2. Name an animal Platapus

3. A boy's name Paul

4. A girl's name Paula

5. An occupation Project manager

6. Name a color Pink

7. Something you wear Pink Floyd Belt Buckle

8. A beverage Pepsi

9. A food Pasta

10. Something found in the bathroom Poo

11. A place Punta Cana

12. A reason for being late. People

13. Something you shout. Pr!ck

1. What is your last name Dave

2. Name an animal Donkey

3. A boy's name Donald

4. A girl's name Dolores

5. An occupation Dancer

6. Name a color Denim

7. Something you wear Dirty Underwear

8. A beverage Daquiri

9. A food Doritos

10. Something found in the bathroom Dental tape

11. A place Detroit

12. A reason for being late. Dumb Drivers

13. Something you shout. Donovan!

1. What is your last name Goossen

2. Name an animal Goose

3. A boy's name Greg

4. A girl's name Gail

5. An occupation Gypsy

6. Name a color Green

7. Something you wear Golf Shoes

8. A beverage Grey Goose

9. A food Grapes

10. Something found in the bathroom Gauze

11. A place Goose Bay

12. A reason for being late. Getting pulled over

13. Something you shout. GOOOOOOOOO SENS!!!!!

SensGal wrote:1. What is your last name Goossen

2. Name an animal Goose

3. A boy's name Greg

4. A girl's name Gail

5. An occupation Gypsy

6. Name a color Green

7. Something you wear Golf Shoes

8. A beverage Grey Goose

9. A food Grapes

10. Something found in the bathroom Gauze

11. A place Goose Bay

12. A reason for being late. Getting pulled over

13. Something you shout. GOOSE NS!!!!!

I see a pattern.

DirtyDave wrote:1. What is your last name Dave

2. Name an animal Donkey

3. A boy's name Donald

4. A girl's name Dolores

5. An occupation Dancer

6. Name a color Denim

7. Something you wear Dirty Underwear

8. A beverage Daquiri

9. A food Doritos

10. Something found in the bathroom Dental tape

11. A place Detroit

12. A reason for being late. Dumb Drivers

13. Something you shout. Donovan!

I dont think denim is a colour

1. What is your last name White

2. Name an animal Walrus

3. A boy's name William

4. A girl's name Willemena

5. An occupation Warden

6. Name a color white

7. Something you wear wool socks

8. A beverage wine

9. A food Wheaties

10. Something found in the bathroom washcloth

11. A place Wales

12. A reason for being late. wanting more sleep ??

13. Something you shout. WTF !

Tuk Tuk wrote:


I dont think denim is a colour

So you're an expert?

Reminds me of a joke from highschool:

Q: What's Helen Keller's favorite colour?
A: Corduroy.

SeawaySensFan wrote:

SensGal wrote:1. What is your last name Goossen

2. Name an animal Goose

3. A boy's name Greg

4. A girl's name Gail

5. An occupation Gypsy

6. Name a color Green

7. Something you wear Golf Shoes

8. A beverage Grey Goose

9. A food Grapes

10. Something found in the bathroom Gauze

11. A place Goose Bay

12. A reason for being late. Getting pulled over

13. Something you shout. GOOSE NS!!!!!

I see a pattern.

Hahaha, there totally is! I am really lacking in creativity!

1. What is your last name: Gallagher

2. Name an animal: Gorilla

3. A boy's name: Gary

4. A girl's name: Gertrude

5. An occupation: Goalie

6. Name a color: Grey

7. Something you wear: G-string (not really, but g is the worst letter for this one, haha)

8. A beverage: Ginger Ale

9. A food: Garlic

10. Something found in the bathroom: Garbage can

11. A place: Georgia

12. A reason for being late: Garage door pinned me to the ground

13. Something you shout: GOAL!

stempniaksen wrote:

7. Something you wear: G-string (not really, but g is the worst letter for this one, haha)

Gloves, galoshes, gabardines, or the generic garment.

wprager wrote:

stempniaksen wrote:

7. Something you wear: G-string (not really, but g is the worst letter for this one, haha)

Gloves, galoshes, gabardines, or the generic garment.

I don't know what a gabardine is, but point proven and I will crawl away with my tail between my legs.