Tiger Woods Injured in a car crash (procedes to nail tonnes of women)

CNN story...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html

So... facial lacerations are considered "serious injuries"?

No seat belt says what?

The big story here is why was he driving a Cadillac and not a Buick?!?!?

Bass Destruction wrote:The big story here is why was he driving a Cadillac and not a Buick?!?!?

Well this story is almost a year old:
http://www.egmcartech.com/2008/10/23/tiger-woods-buick-contract-may-be-on-the-line/

However it mentions that his contract with Buick is set to run out after 2009. When in 2009, exactly, though?

Dash wrote:So... facial lacerations are considered "serious injuries"?

Serious for his endorsements career, which is much more lucrative than his golf winnings.

So....did his wife beat him to a bloody pulp with a golf club because he's boinking a model in Australia?

If so, this got a HELL of a lot more interesting.

wprager wrote:

Dash wrote:So... facial lacerations are considered "serious injuries"?

Serious for his endorsements career, which is much more lucrative than his golf winnings.

It's amazing what a little surgery can do. Seriously, those statements were blown out of proportion. His injuries were hardly serious. You'd expect career threatening injuries or life threatening or changing injuries to be serious.

Dash wrote:So... facial lacerations are considered "serious injuries"?

If it wipes that stupid grin off his face it'll be an improvement.

Dash wrote:[It's amazing what a little surgery can do. Seriously, those statements were blown out of proportion. His injuries were hardly serious. You'd expect career threatening injuries or life threatening or changing injuries to be serious.

Well, according to the initial report I saw, he was in and out of consciousness when the police first arrived on the scene, so if that's the case I would definitely call them serious injuries.

SpezDispenser wrote:So....did his wife beat him to a bloody pulp with a golf club because he's boinking a model in Australia?

If so, this got a HELL of a lot more interesting.

That's basically what the rumours are. Not sure how accurate that is though. There's a reason he's being so secretive about it though...

SensGirl11 wrote:

SpezDispenser wrote:So....did his wife beat him to a bloody pulp with a golf club because he's boinking a model in Australia?

If so, this got a HELL of a lot more interesting.

That's basically what the rumours are. Not sure how accurate that is though. There's a reason he's being so secretive about it though...

Yeah, that's the reason alright. Unless I'm wrong, but the po-pos are gonna search his medical records because the injuries look more like 'domestic assault'.

SpezDispenser wrote:

SensGirl11 wrote:

SpezDispenser wrote:So....did his wife beat him to a bloody pulp with a golf club because he's boinking a model in Australia?

If so, this got a HELL of a lot more interesting.

That's basically what the rumours are. Not sure how accurate that is though. There's a reason he's being so secretive about it though...

Yeah, that's the reason alright. Unless I'm wrong, but the po-pos are gonna search his medical records because the injuries look more like 'domestic assault'.

This has got "The Man" written all over it.

SpezDispenser wrote:

SensGirl11 wrote:

SpezDispenser wrote:So....did his wife beat him to a bloody pulp with a golf club because he's boinking a model in Australia?

If so, this got a HELL of a lot more interesting.

That's basically what the rumours are. Not sure how accurate that is though. There's a reason he's being so secretive about it though...

Yeah, that's the reason alright. Unless I'm wrong, but the po-pos are gonna search his medical records because the injuries look more like 'domestic assault'.

Yeah, it's too weird to be anything else. It just doesn't make any sense. Who crashes their car at the end of their driveway and gets seriously injured like that? Ok there Tiger, there's something you're not saying and something your wife isn't saying. The truth will come out soon enough. It sounds like she lost it and smashed his windows in while chasing him down the driveway. It's the only thing that makes sense.

I think if I cared any less about this I would probably be dead.