Great quotes -- share your favorites

Well, if we are going with movie quotes, here's a couple from one of mt (oddball) favorites, The Adventures Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension:

Hey, hey, hey — don't be mean. No need to be mean. 'Cause, remember: no matter where you go... [pause] there you are.

[As they are performing brain surgery] No, no, no, don't tug on that, you never know what
it might be attached to.

Aw, I love that movie. Too bad no one else in my familiy does.

From Superbad:

To Seth: "If you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours."
Seth: "Well, the funny thing is, my back is located on my Wang."

From The Hangover:
"I lost my grandmother's holocaust ring to that hooker..."
"They gave rings at the holocaust?!?"

If you talk to God, you're praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia - Thomas Szasz

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying - Woody Allen

The doggie in the front has suddenly gone blind, and the other one has very kindly offered to push him all the way to St. Dunstan's - Noel Coward to a small child

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language - Buck Henry

PKC wrote:From Superbad:

To Seth: "If you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours."
Seth: "Well, the funny thing is, my back is located on my Wang."

From The Hangover:
"I lost my grandmother's holocaust ring to that hooker..."
"They gave rings at the holocaust?!?"

The Hangover (particularly Allan) is fun of epic lines:

"Did the real Caesar live here?"

From the movie "Heat"... which is my all time #1 favourite movie.

Neil McCauley: A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?

Wicked, wicked, wicked movie.

shabbs wrote:From the movie "Heat"... which is my all time #1 favourite movie.

Neil McCauley: A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?

Wicked, wicked, wicked movie.

It is epic. My favorite movie of all time, has my favorite actor of all time. In The Name of the Father starrig Daniel Day Lewis. This guy is light years ahead of 99% of the actors going today.

"Life sucks get a Diddle' helmet"
Dennis Leary

hemlock wrote:

shabbs wrote:From the movie "Heat"... which is my all time #1 favourite movie.

Neil McCauley: A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?

Wicked, wicked, wicked movie.

It is epic. My favorite movie of all time, has my favorite actor of all time. In The Name of the Father starrig Daniel Day Lewis. This guy is light years ahead of 99% of the actors going today.

I'll have to check that one out... the last Daniel Day Lewis movie I saw was "The Last Of The Mohicans". That was a while ago...

I have to say the movie with the best quotes of all time, hands down was Tombstone. What a great flick. Probably the best work that Val Kilmer has done.

Here are some examples...

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

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Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]
Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]
Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him
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link here to some of the others... ttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108358/quotes

shabbs wrote:

hemlock wrote:

shabbs wrote:From the movie "Heat"... which is my all time #1 favourite movie.

Neil McCauley: A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?

Wicked, wicked, wicked movie.

It is epic. My favorite movie of all time, has my favorite actor of all time. In The Name of the Father starrig Daniel Day Lewis. This guy is light years ahead of 99% of the actors going today.

I'll have to check that one out... the last Daniel Day Lewis movie I saw was "The Last Of The Mohicans". That was a while ago...

You haven't seen Gangs of New York??? That's awesome as well. He's Bill the Butcher in that one.

hemlock wrote:

shabbs wrote:

hemlock wrote:

shabbs wrote:From the movie "Heat"... which is my all time #1 favourite movie.

Neil McCauley: A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?

Wicked, wicked, wicked movie.

It is epic. My favorite movie of all time, has my favorite actor of all time. In The Name of the Father starrig Daniel Day Lewis. This guy is light years ahead of 99% of the actors going today.

I'll have to check that one out... the last Daniel Day Lewis movie I saw was "The Last Of The Mohicans". That was a while ago...

You haven't seen Gangs of New York??? That's awesome as well. He's Bill the Butcher in that one.

I've seen snippets... will have to watch it one day in full.

Frank 'The Fixer' Acavano: "Who farted?"

Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we've seen. Mr Steinbrenner, sir. There's someone here I'd like you to meet. This is Mr. Costanza, he is one of the applicants.

George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.

George Costanza: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.

George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!

SeawaySensFan wrote:Frank 'The Fixer' Acavano: "Who farted?"

Classic Captain Lou!

"Don't touch the chrome, don't touch the upholstery, don't touch nuthin'!"

"Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied."
- Arnold in Commando

shabbs wrote:"Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied."
- Arnold in Commando

Reminds me of this one from A Bug's Life:

I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you ... I would kill you!

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack
of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.
-Vince Lombardi

Max Schumacher: Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his koksmanship.