Tickle my funnybone. NOW!

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Tuk Tuk wrote:

That's actually a fantastic story. If I remember the details correctly, this woman found an abandoned lion cub and raised him. When he was still young he was taken to a Zoo. Many years later she came to the zoo and this is what happened.

Edit: OK, so the details I had may have been a little Hollywoodish. She took him to the local zoo and visited him frequently is a version that is a little more believable. Here is a full video:

From the November 2009 issue of Esquire magazine, in the monthly "funny joke from a beautiful woman" article.

Esquire wrote:
As told by Jessica Lucas:

An old married couple had four boys. The older three had red hair and light skin, the youngest had black hair and dark eyes. On his deathbed, the father turned to his wife and said, "honey, be honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything holy, he is your son. "

Then he passed away. The wife then said, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

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