Top 10 Signs you prefer GMHockey.com to Work.

10 - You are making top ten lists on GMHockey.com

9 - You spend more time and effort in a topic post than you do on a work related document.

8 - You take more pride in your post count than you do in your work accomplishments

7 - You know how to navigate GMHockey.com but you don't know how to navigate your own work Website.

6 - You catch yourself wanting to include smileys in official work documents.

5 - If your work has a mascot you're convinced the Fighting Montagoose could take him in a one on one fight.

4 - You talk more about GMHockey at work than you do about work related issues.

3 - You'd rather win a GMHockey contest than a Work award.

2 - You respect the opinion of GMHockey members over work coleagues.

1 - Your Home page at work is GMHockey.com :##:

10 - I would gladly commute from Morrisburg to Ottawa for GMHockey.com, work not so much

9 - When I hear footsteps coming in my direction, I don't even bother to minimize GMHockey.com

8 - GMHockey.com is a better deterrent to surfing the (rest of the) web than work and it's policies

7 - GMHockey.com never questions my work ethic. Ironic, isn't it?

6 - GMHockey.com will never stand in the way of a promotion like the so-called "competitive process" might

5 - GMHockey.com doesn't make me die a little inside every day.

4 - GMHockey.com gives so much and asks for so little, work thinks they own you because they pay you, I prefer to think they rent me

3 - GMHockey.com is a forum for thought-provoking discussion and collaboration, work is a forum for shut the Diddle up and do what you're told. Also ironic.

2 - In the summer, one might actually miss being on GMHockey.com, while you can only wish the summer would never end so you don't have to drag your Donkey into the office ever again, ever

1 - You never have the urge to just tell everyone at GMHockey.com to just Diddle the hell off

SSF with the post of the week (or month) so far. Just hilarious.

Once again, SSF's wit and social commentary has left me laughing, farting and snickering out of control!

Well done SSF.

:KKK:

Hhahahha very good SSF!

Cronie wrote:Once again, SSF's wit and social commentary has left me laughing, farting and snickering out of control!

Well done SSF.

:KKK:

sheesh, is that what that smell is? man, what did you eat last night?

So no one likes my top ten then?

SensFan71 wrote:

Cronie wrote:Once again, SSF's wit and social commentary has left me laughing, farting and snickering out of control!

Well done SSF.

:KKK:

sheesh, is that what that smell is? man, what did you eat last night?

Well, KFC and a good helping of Habs fans tears to wash it all down.

Cap'n Clutch wrote:So no one likes my top ten then?

Ahhh, pitié Clutch... when did you become so sensitive...

I loved your top 10...

Now, print out my post if you like, and tuck it away in your purse to look at later...

Cronie wrote:

Cap'n Clutch wrote:So no one likes my top ten then?

Ahhh, pitié Clutch... when did you become so sensitive...

I loved your top 10...

Now, print out my post if you like, and tuck it away in your purse to look at later...

I have no room. I would have to get rid of some of my Kleenex first

LMAO!!!

caissie_1 wrote:Hhahahha very good SSF!

Like all good comedy, it's funny because it's true. :####:

Cap'n Clutch wrote:So no one likes my top ten then?

It's all good.

10. You are reading this post within ten minutes of it being made.
9. Even your boss is wondering what happened to the Fantasy League.
8. You have 6578 posts. :D:
7. You crashed the office network on Deadline Day because Sens Chirp was in chat.
6. You work for the Montreal Canadiens.
5. You play for the Montreal Canadiens.
4. You used to play for the Montreal Canadiens (see: Kovalev, Alexei).
3. You took a long lunch looking for Capt. Clutch cereal. The store manager had no idea what you were talking about.
2. Your GMHockey.com t-shirt violates dress code.
1. Because GM Hockey gives you stories and rumours about the NHL, so you don't have to do any research for your Ottawa Sun column. Pass the chicken wings.

Another great top 10 from Denny.