Reggie Dunlop:
Oh you cheap son of a Wing Dang Doodle. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards!
McGrath:
I got a good deal on those boys. The scouts said they showed a lot of promise.
Reggie Dunlop:
They brought their Diddle' TOYS with 'em!
McGrath:
Well, I'd rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves
Reggie Dunlop:
They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the market and you gotta buy it!
McGrath:
Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie
Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know,
couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he
could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he
wouldn't... you know...