The Burketionary

Burketation -- (noun) a dictatory trade technique patented by Brian Burke (according to scrotumnosers worldwide), whereby the said Burke simply demands your player and, through sheer force of his awesome will, compels you to give him up regardless of the return.

-- (verb) to Burketate, Burketating, etc. Derived from dictator, dictation, intimidation.

rooneypoo wrote:Burketation -- (noun) a dictatory trade technique patented by Brian Burke (according to scrotumnosers worldwide), whereby the said Burke simply demands your player and, through sheer force of his awesome will, compels you to give him up regardless of the return.

-- (verb) to Burketate, Burketating, etc. Derived from dictator, dictation, intimidation.

sounds incredibly more terrifying than the Force used by Jedi's worldwide, rather take my chances against the Dark Side rather than Burke.

Burkatory Rape -- (noun) the act of pillaging your prospect farm while garnering the reputation for being a great GM.

Not to be confused with

Burkenation -- (noun) the act of walking into a deep team and prospect farm built up for you by someone else, and then taking all the credit for building a Stanley Cup winning team.

Can we come up with a few more Terms that don't start with the word Burke?

Come on Rooney you are an english major

Omnimpotent - Believed to have great power and authority, but in reality having very little to none.

Cap'n Clutch wrote:Can we come up with a few more Terms that don't start with the word Burke?

Come on Rooney you are an english major

Dude... you called it the Burketionary! :^^^^:

rooneypoo wrote:

Cap'n Clutch wrote:Can we come up with a few more Terms that don't start with the word Burke?

Come on Rooney you are an english major

Dude... you called it the Burketionary! :^^^^:

Because it's a Dictionary of Terms describing Burke and Burke-isms.

Kind of like the Becktionary from Futurama.

Cap'n Clutch wrote:

rooneypoo wrote:

Cap'n Clutch wrote:Can we come up with a few more Terms that don't start with the word Burke?

Come on Rooney you are an english major

Dude... you called it the Burketionary! :^^^^:

Because it's a Dictionary of Terms describing Burke and Burke-isms.

Kind of like the Becktionary from Futurama.

hey now, enough of the quibbling, we need to get this going and get it in print, like I said earlier, Leaf fans would gobble this Dung up for $50 bucks a Burketionary, that is incredible instant funding.

Hey I could add these to T-shirts for the online store.

We could have the Talk is Cheap campaign shirts in there as well.

Cap'n Clutch wrote:Hey I could add these to T-shirts for the online store.

We could have the Talk is Cheap campaign shirts in there as well.

they both would be a marketing dream, what an influx of cash you would be seeing then.

Super-inflated: how Burke views the values of his assets.

Burkefired: When Burke tries to weasel a small trade from another GM by threatening to draft a player he thinks the other GM wants, only to find out later that he missed out on getting a Pronger-like towering defenseman.

wprager wrote:Burkefired: When Burke tries to weasel a small trade from another GM by threatening to draft a player he thinks the other GM wants, only to find out later that he missed out on getting a Pronger-like towering defenseman.

Burke got Murray-ed.

Burke wants to be like Murray, but can't.

Burke-blabber: Doing a lot of talking while actually saying nothing.