Inimitable, and always provocative, Stan "The Maven" Fischler, the dean of hockey writers, pens this perspective on the Pens' purloining of the prize as the Wings wobbled:
THE NEW CHAMPS
Stan Fischler, MaxHockey.com, June 13, 2009
At age twenty-one Sidney Crosby has nothing more to live for; except winning a second Stanley Cup and having a new Pittsburgh arena named after him.
By tomorrow Evgeni Malkin could be named czar of Pennsylvania and all points west of The Igloo.
Marc-Andre Fleury could run for Quebec's premiership and win a run-off election.
Maxime Talbot, who scored the two Pittsburgh goals to drop the curtain on the Red Wings, could do just about anything he wants -- within speed limits -- for the next three months, minimum.
Such is their all-Canadian-American eminence as new dominators of the hockey world.
The Penguinos are the champions, my friends, winners, 2-1, in THE contest that mattered most, Numero Siete, at Joe Louis Arena.
Having dethroned the Red Wings in a thoroughly dolorous Detroit, Dan Bylsma's boys have described a remarkable climb from the dungeon of defeat under whipmaster Michel Therrien to the NHL apex, alias The Stanley Cup.
Crosby and Malkin are no longer mere poster boys for the league; they ARE the league and who, pray tell, will dare stop them? (Pity all of us who will have to see their mugs one hundred times more than we have already.)
But that's the price we pay for their final -- and finally -- successful invasion of The Joe where the once-impregnable Red Wings were repulsed with no equivocation.
Don't let the tight score fool you; the better team won virtually from the get-go with signs of eventual Pittsburgh victory all there from the opening face-off.
Even though the first period ended in a zip-zip draw, it was evident which team held the upper hand and it sure wasn't Henrik Zetterberg's.
Pitt had the first frame's only power play and -- with precious few seconds otherwise -- owned the Detroit zone. What's more, all the allegedly brilliant Mike Babc0ck strategy seemed utterly futile against Bylsma's magic.
The Red Wings prime weakness was exploited over and over; and that was an inability to detach the rubber from the Penguins when the foe got the puck behind the net and along the boards.
At times the Motor City skaters appeared to be doing a sequel of "Land of the Lost," starring Brian Rafalski and Nik Lidstrom, among other culprits.
I wish I had a dollar for every Detroit offside and another buck for every time Brad Stuart played stupid hockey; as on Slapsy Maxie Talbot's first goal early in the second which was an example of Michigan hospitality. "Here, Malkin, have the puck on a silver platter," could have been Stuart's line. And so it went, like a billiard ball, from Evgeni to Maxie to the back of the net with Chris Osgood obliged with a rather large five-hole.
And on Slapsy's second goal, Stuart chose to have a hugging fest with the right boards while Talbot sang a chorus of "Thanks A Million," took off on a two-on-one before lifting a stoppable shot over a half-butterflying Osgood.
Sorry, Chris, there'll be no Hall of Fame for you based on that evidence.
In the Battle Of The Goalies, score it a TKO for Fleury.
Both Talbot goals made Osgood look like the Os-bad of mid-season when his general manager Ken Holland sang him a chorus of "I Told You I Love You -- Now Get Out!"
At his best, Chris is a smallish goalie who plays big, using the angle style to advantage. In Game Seven, he looked like he was auditioning for a Lilliputian part in a "Gulliver's Travels" remake.
Make no mistake, the Red Wings choked; especially the gunners.
Except for precious few occasional flashes, The Zilch Twins, .Pavel Datsyuk and Henrik Zetterberg, produced zilch and zilch. What better proof than the man who scored the only Wings goal, Jonathan Ericsson.
But the third period counter was too little, too late because until then, Jon's mates acted as if the Pitt zone was sprinkled with land mines which explains why Fleury could have played long stretches of the contest in a chaise lounge and it wouldn't have mattered one whit in terms of the outcome.
What mattered was that Detroit's veterans couldn't maintain the pace -- except for a useless burst in the opening few minutes -- and veterans disappeared like smoke rings; one in particular.
Marian Hossa, who jumped from Pittsburgh to Detroit during the off-season, would do the entire Red Wings roster a huge favor if he exiled himself to Corsica where, I'm told, there's a league that matches his level of play in the Finals.
Even after Crosby left the ice after a solid second period whacking along the left boards, the Red Wings showed all the lust for victory of a three-toed sloth.
Perhaps the most pathetic aspect of Detroit's demise was the expectation that its players would produce an effort to lift spirits in their strife-torn metropolis.
Instead, all Hockeytown's citizens received was a build-up-to-a-letdown.
As you might have expected, watching the NHL's season-long marketing of Crosby, the second most galling angle was the officiating that actually played HUGE part in deciding the game and Cup-winner.
On the first goal Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik dumped the puck into the Red Wing zone on the wrong side of the center red line. But as NBC's Ed Olczyk immediately noted, the linesmen missed the call.
No whistle; one Pitt goal. Sound familiar?
On the second goal, the senior (Ha!) referees, Bill McCreary and Paul Devorski, failed to whistle down an obvious Pitt infraction and on the ensuing play Talbot escaped on a two-on-one.
No whistle: second Pitt goal.
And while it would be convenient to lay the result on their ineptitude -- or bias in Pitt's favor -- it all came down to the Red Wings' inability to put clamps on the series after going up two games to nil.
Or, to be more specific, Detroit's abject failure to generate offense when it counted in the last two games did them in.
Not surprisingly, the last good chance -- a "ping" off the crossbar in the dying moments -- came from a defenseman, Nik Kronwall.
If youth must be served -- at least that's what they tell me -- Pitt's fly-boys showed the way.
Their younger legs, fierce pursuit of the puck and defining goaltending made the ex-Champs look like they qualified for Assisted Living.
But, if for any reason you are distraught about the result, think of the bright side of things.
In the end, the Penguins victory will benefit ALL humanity because we won't have to look at Crosby's miserable faux- moustache until next year's playoffs.
It's Thanksgiving time in Pittsburgh.
In Detroit, they've got the turkeys!