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Of the following "surprise" teams who maintains a playoff spot?

22% 22% [ 8 ]
34% 34% [ 12 ]
5% 5% [ 2 ]
22% 22% [ 8 ]
14% 14% [ 5 ]

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Make MeLaughs Joke

Post by DirtyDave on Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:34 pm

A man enters a bar. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him
a perfectly prepared cocktail and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"


The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biochemistry,
environment interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology and golf.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around and
comes back in for another drink.





Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about football,
baseball, golf, super models, favorite fast foods and guns.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly.

"So...............How do you think the Leafs will do this year?".....

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Re: Make MeLaughs Joke

Post by SensFan71 on Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:58 pm


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